Ack! My global is warming!

There has been a lull in good writing topics of late! So i guess, just for the halibut, ill write some shit about Global Warming(tm).

Its an interesting topic indeed, and issue thats so deep, its difficult to see the bottom, so all you can do is stand at the top and kick rocks in hoping you hear a "thump", and then can figure your way down.

Its pretty simple, but for anyone who is so ignorant as to not have already heard something about global warming, i shall give you the low down.
Its like this, since the industrial revolution revoluted or...whatever it did... our little part of the universe, the earth, or global as we call it in the situation, has been heating up. Assuming it keeps heating, we will have some weird shit going down in the next few decades and centuries. First, we got the poles melting, which will annoy the hell out of penguins im sure. Once they melt(poles, it takes a lot of heat to melt a penguin, trust me), we got floods from all the ice above water becoming...water. This pretty much takes out places along the coast, and might help make the midwest usa beachfront property. Then, we got hurricanes and such messing up alot of stuff it shouldn't. Theres also the probability that the oceans will turn to acid, which would suck for fish im sure, unless it, perchance, it turns to citrus acid, then it might still suck for fish, but we would have a big salty orange drink sitting right there, and we could be the first planet to be covered in orange drink. Sadly, it will more and likely turn into carbonic acid, which doesn't taste so good. Then there will be issues with the eco-system, with cold become hot and hot becoming hotter, which will again suck for penguins. With all that heat, things will burn, which means forests will go ablaze, houses will be in danger, and penguins might even spontanously combust, which, yet again, will suck for penguins.

Basiclly, you know that one summer where it was really hot? This will be alot worse.
So what are we gonna do now?

Well, since the industrial revolution came around the same time global warming did, it is suspected that the C02 that it produced might have something to do with it(that, and a bunch of silly little air tests). Well, the solution seems to be take it out, the new problem is we cant just say some magic words and it disapears.

To make things worse, Al Gore came along and decided this shouldn't be a problem all man kind faces, this should be a political tool to use for gaining him and his buddies some votes, as well as make him someone somebody aside of his mother cared about. He succeeded. Now he has made the conservatives and republicans butt monkey mad because its somehow illegal for them to agree with gore(this is not a jab against conservative/republicans, to be fair the same rule applies for liberal/democrats in the terrorist issue, who say "Oh no! there are no terrorists! bush hired magical fairies from pixie land to destroy the towers so he can get some oil to do nothing with, since even we agree its illogical he sold the shit because gas is three fucking dollars a gallon".

So now we got the eco-friendly cars and such. This is worse yet, cause now we don't only have polticians politicizing Global Warming, we has corporations incorporating it. I mean, if they really wanted to save the planet, the would give the things out free. At least at a reasonable price. You know, one everybody could afford. Not just upper/middle class assholes who want to feel like less of an asshole by "saving the planet". Which they don't.
Then you got the hypocrits. I was talking to someone on the internet the other day, who told me i should stop using electricity because im using energy and thus killing the planet. When i pointed out he to was doing such, he admited his hypocrisy and beat himself up. I applauded and moved on. Its like the picture of the woman holding the sign saying "Save animals, kill yourself", people never do the outrageous things they tell others to do. I am not going to become a cave man because you won't.

I really don't think there is an answer to this problem, besides put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. If their is, come up with it. It should not include destruction of civilization, killing off humanity, eating tofu(yuck), killing penguins, or anything stupid. No stupidity. Bye.