Of Bush and Bush bashery.

This ones dedicated to all you bush bashers out there, where ever you may be, however you maybe making a fool of yourselfs.

Ok, lets face it, bush is not the best president we have had. With the restrictive policies and the thing with iraq, he is no lincoln.

But that doesn't give any of you idiots an excuse to be total douches. I mean, what the hell are you thinking? If your not making fun of how "stupid bush is", your telling me is ingenius plans to conquer the world! Way to contradict yourselfs dumbasses! "Bush can't spell, but he planned 9/11 and is stealing oil from the middle east!". I personally think is in cohorts with, like, darth vader. I wouldn't be amazed if you idiots believe that, since you believe everything that is named a "scientific study". I have one here, 100% of darth vader is in cohorts with bush(this is a study done by the university of gofuckyourselfia)

I mentioned this to a liberal friend of mine, and he thought for a minute, and without a shread of evidence, said "it was cheney!". The friend then proceeded to flap his arms and yell "haliburton, haliburton" until he passed out. At least you could have picked someone less obvious so i didn't know you were just making it up.

Then we go to the war. Yes, war sucks, i agree. Yes, the war was unneccessary. No, it was not about oil. No conspiracies, for they rot your brain. What happened. Bush got bad intelligents and made a mistake. Is it so hard to believe that presidents make mistakes? Ughh! They do! We have had it happen before. Remember clinton, the last fodder for your stupid jokes? He messed around with a woman. The president let his pants down, it would have been easy for monica lewwhoevershewasagain to have been an assasin. Pfft, Bin laden should not have wasted all those men, just sent one particularly nice looking terrosist female and "BAM" they got the prez right were they wanted him. But enough about clinton, thats old news. Back to Bush.

Alot of people have been telling me this is the only war we went to on false pretenses that had hidden gain for us(or our leaders). This is not true. One of the more lesser known wars in american history had a similar story.

Lets set the scene. It is 1898, cars are new, no evening news, music was pretty bland, america was young. William mckinley is president (republican). Theodore Roosevelt is assistent secretary of the navy. Due to the absence of the secretary of navy, roosevelt stands in for him as secretary when the shit hits the fan. What shit you ask? Oh! The Usa was not on friendly terms with the spanish and their tyrannical and abusive rule of the cubans (think saddam and sunni vs shiite). We send a boat down there to keep an eye on things (uss maine) (think un inspections that went on constantly in the ninties and beyond). The ship blows up(think discovery of wmds in the ninties). Roosevelt helps along a little war. We fight, spain loses, cuba is free. Catch? The explosion is detemermined to have been cause by a explosion from a coal bunker catching fire to the powder and such. Boom. The spanish had nothing to do with it, pretense for war are false(think lack of wmds). This is where it gets intresting. We had incentive, as we would gain the phillipenes, cuba, puerto rico, ect ect ect(think oil conspiricy). Did the incentive do much, for a while, yes, but the phillipenes fall to japan in world war two and we forget about them. Cuba hates our guts now. Puerto rico is still in out hands, but it won't become a state thus it doesn't pay taxes. Not really worth it.

I seriously hate people like you guys, the bush bashers, the pinnacle of human failure.